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Shippy thoughts are a thing that happens often, but then swept away by a “pfft nah” moment lmfao. oh my god imagine that, just chris just kinda shuffling away from her and things like “nope.jpg,” that would be bloody hilarious lmao. Just this big-ass beast of a man creeping away from Jill like “leaving ok, she won’t notice” and jill just watching him like o.0 and discreetly goes to inform their bosses that chris is in need of another mental health check-up—— where the frick did the baby thing come from lmao

oh my god. I might make the handshake thing like their good luck charm in a headcanon. you know, before jill plummeted to her assumed death af ter christian side hu gging we sker im crying. putting the work in makes a person feel proud but yes i think we v much agree cause chris probably has trust issues stemming from ptsd and like??? yes going to cud DLE THE TEDDYBEAR

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shippy thoughts are the dust upon the floor of my mind, and then the little person in there just ‘oh, these are useless’ *sweep sweep* 'all clean’ that would be hilarious omg, sticking to the wall and slowly creeping past her like it’s his mission and then getting out the door and running like fuck ing b.o.w’s are a fter hi m i cnat stop laughiogn omf  also the baby thign came out of thin air, idk i just pulled it out of the air maybe chris just secretly wants a baby idk about him

yes tho omg it’d be the weirdest handshake but they started doing it right after they first became friends and never stopped; like it would have become something they did befroe every mission/job they ever did jgdfk it does though omg, and yeah it’s all the ptsd like he doesn’t trust easily but when he does you better watch out bc he’ll rely on you to help him stay p much sane. yES CUDDLE HIM TIGHT AND NEVER LET GO