Fuck the unicorn, I want that donut—— i mean a unicorn, rly. and I get that, I mean they have been partners long enough that there is a slight chance that they both got drunk and went i’m here, you’re here, i’m bored, let’s do the do and never speak of it again. like more of a basic human need than anything else t b h. jfc i sound like i ship it but i don’t? aND SUDDEN INFLUXES OF FEELINGS DO NOT QUITE WORK LIKE THAT. OH MY GOD I’M DRUNK JILL LISTEN TO ME I LOVE YOU OK BUT I THINK THE BEER LOVES YOU IN THAT WAY U FEEL ME. like pls don’t do that to me
oh my god never mind the bar, just greeting each other like “noggin, back, fin, duuuuuude” from finding nemo and ppl like… just o_O yes i love reading long drawn-out things because they are amazing and the development is what makes me doki over ooc do u wanna just insta ship? and then the muses not be compatible and they’re like fuck ive made a mistake tbh. mON LET JILL CUDDLE HIM IN A NO HOMO WAY. bitches love bears
i see your point, tbh though it would have to be like some drunk thing and then they just spend fOREVER thinking ‘do i like you, as more than a friend? what do i feel for you? dO I LOVE U MAN’ like bc chris is kind of an idiot when it comes to his feelings, he’s just like 'what?’ he’d be so perplexed if that happened between him a jill tho. and that’s okay it does sound like you ship it bUT YEAH SAME HERE LIKE kgjdskgdl i have all these thoughts in my head about them and then i’m just like 'wait, i don’t even ship it?’ like i had a sudden thought of them doing the do while they’re drunk and it resulting in a random baby? idk
they would tho, they’d have this weird handshake too or something and people are just like 'the fuck is with those weirdos?’ bc i mean yeah, omg me too it’s like, the magic is in the work you put into it, not just hopping right in and changing shit about your muse to make it work. like leon would have to go through a lot of shit to gain chris’ affection/love like tbh this is the line up respect/trust/friendship/admiration/adoration/affection/relationship/love bc he’d have to respect to get respect, trust to get trust and etc etc, chris won’t just boink him and be like *doki doki eyes* omg i lahve u *smoochies* bc his mental issues and trauma keep him from that - and he won’t have sex with someone without loving them first bc he’s lost soooooooo many people that he doesn’t wanna love anyone else and lose them too. and yES GO AHEAD, CUDDLE THE BIG TEDDY BEAR - he’ll appreciate it. don’t tell him I told you, but he loves cuddles.